[reading bedtime stories]
Daughter: what’s his title?
Me: spot.
Daughter: what’s her title?
Me: daisy.
Daughter: what’s his title?
Me: [sigh] I don’t know, brian.
Spouse: what are you studying?
Me: 101 Dalmatians.
Spouse: lol [closes door].
Daughter: what’s his na-
— NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes) November 29, 2019