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‘Mentally Impaired Unicorns’: Stephen Colbert Loses It Over Undecided Voters

Stephen Colbert is shedding his persistence with voters who’re nonetheless deciding between President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden, particularly after Tuesday evening’s disastrous debate. 

The “Late Present” host stated Trump interrupted Biden 70 occasions throughout the debate, wherein he once more refused to immediately denounce white supremacists. 

“The entire thing gave a brand new that means to the time period ‘white noise,’” Colbert cracked. 

Colbert additionally famous research that discovered debates typically don’t shift opinion, but there have been nonetheless two extra Trump-Biden contests scheduled. 

“ what they are saying, the definition of madness is doing the identical factor over and over and anticipating Donald Trump to close up,” he stated. 

However Colbert was left completely bewildered by what he referred to as “mentally impaired unicorns,” a.okay.a. undecided voters. He confirmed clips of a panel of such voters who watched the talk. At one level, the panelists have been requested to explain Trump’s efficiency in a single phrase.

One stated “crackhead.” 

“Crackhead? How dare you malign the great identify of crackheads!” Colbert shot again in mock outrage. “In contrast to Donald Trump, crackheads have a transparent coverage: Give me some crack.” 

But a number of the panelists remained undecided, even after watching the talk ― and that had Colbert questioning simply what it will take to sway them:

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