“Late Present” host Stephen Colbert went dwell after the primary evening of the Republican Nationwide Conference and was baffled by what he had seen.
Particularly, Colbert was shocked by the speeches from Donald Trump Jr. ― son of President Donald Trump ― and his girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle. Trump Jr. delivered a sweaty rant that name-checked the Loch Ness Monster whereas Guilfoyle fired off a screaming speech that had Colbert reaching for the amount management. Or as Colbert described it, “some very nuanced screams.”
Then he rolled clips of Guilfoyle’s loud speech.
“And that wasn’t her solely story to shriek,” he stated earlier than throwing to footage of her even louder closing traces wherein she instructed viewers that Trump “emancipates you and lifts you as much as dwell your American dream!”
When the digicam got here again to Colbert, he was in hiding.
“Is the loud woman gone?” he requested as he reemerged. “I’m scared. It’s the primary time in my life I’ve needed to flip down the amount on C-SPAN. God, I’m glad we already had our youngsters as a result of I used to be too near the TV, I would’ve been sterilized by that.”
Later, Colbert mentioned Trump Jr.’s speech. He couldn’t recover from “Junior’s sweaty face and moist, bloodshot eyes.”
“Both he’s excessive or that’s what occurs while you dwell within the splash zone of Screamin’ Guilfoyle,” he stated. “Simply convey a poncho.”
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